Tumblr Mouse Cursors
Kinda Funny
  1. (via encourage)

    • *hears noises at night*:   well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
    • *gets shampoo in my eyes*:   I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
    • *heart is beating fast*:   I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
    • *a cop walks by*:   here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
    • *taking a test*:   don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
    • *gets a sunburn*:   great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
    • *tripping over something*:   I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
    • *period is late*:   shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
  2. (via encourage)

    mcdonaaald:

    Why do these mashed potatoes look so sad

    (via bang)